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Sources Used
Images
American Woodcock: stock photo
Image of army men: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fat_Albert_low_level_pass.jpg by the US Army is licensed under pulic domain
"Cariama cristata-seriema-01" by Rhalah licensed under CCO 1.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/1.0/
Ruff being created in a lab is adapted from "Baffled LIGO Scientists" by Nkij is licensed under CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ and "Brushane Ruff (19729495863)" by Åsa Berndtssonis licensed under CC 2.0 Generic License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
>"Red-legged Seriema RWD1" by DickDaniels (http://theworldbirds.org/) is licensed under CC 3.0 Share-Alike Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en
"Grey Go-away-bird RWD" by Dick Daniels (http://theworldbirds.org/) is licensed under CC 3.0 Share-Alike Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en
"Ruff" by Petr Kratochvil is licensed under CC 1.0 public domain https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/1.0/
"Rhinoplax vigil 546751602" by Ian Dugdale is licensed under CC by 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ at https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rhinoplax_vigil_546751602.jpg
slightly modified "Juxtaposition - grey loerie AKA grey go-away-bird (Corythaixoides concolor) with the City of Johannesburg behind (5915817603)" by Derek Keats is licensedunder CC by 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
"helemted hornbills in a cia lab" modified from "Helmeted Hornbill" by Doug Janson https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Helmeted_Hornbill.jpg is licensed under CC by 3.0 Share Alike https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en
Audio
Helmeted Hornbill (audio edited slightly by me): cede prudente, Youtube, July 18th, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCCwPJz6gdA
Red-Legged Seriema: Daniel Field, Youtube, July 7th, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojAJzF8W90g
Grey Go-away Bird (audio has been edited by me): Stura_TV, Youtube, April 18th, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qZDL3arvok
Ruff: Horácio Costa, Youtube, February 22nd, 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1vfjwCnSIE