The Helmeted Hornbill

This thing cannot possibly be real! The Helmeted Hornbill is a bird native apparently to southeast Asia, being found only in the Sundaic lowlands. It is extant in Myanmar (South Tenasserim), peninsular Thailand, Sabah and Sarawak (Malaysia), Indonesia, Kalamantan and Sumatra (Indonesia) and Brunei. Well, thats what BirdLife International, IUNCN redlist say. But they're all working for the illuminati. It supposedly inhabits forests at the top of very tall trees , but I tell you all those forests look fake as hell. Plastic.

Biology

This thing's weird dino head-beak is called a casque, which is similar to Ivory and is covered in a thick kertain layer. That's why its critically endangered. But its also because people wanted these things as pets. If only they knew the truth. That weird sac on its throat that likes like a wrinkled prune is for storing food for later like a weird mutated hamster. They like to eat fruit and figs are a favorite among them, but they also eat small rodents. Just like a DINOSAUR would.

They like to be alone so much that sometimes they divorce their partner temporaily. I miss my wife. Its territorial and will valiantly defend its home turf by jousting other hornbills.

I was lucky enough to be able to travel to Thailand by trading in my 2001 Nissan Ultima to a guy on craigslist. He was a junkie. I could smell the coke on him.
Nothing says civilized like a shirtless man in khaki pants drenched in diet coke. Its not even the good kind. But they're using these danged things to recreate modern dinosaurs! THE THAI GOVERNMENT IS MAKING JURASSIC PARK. Spielberg promoted the idea of dinosaurs coming to life to distract the public from the secret experiments they were performing in the Asian tropics in June 1980.

This is a dinosaur. It looks like a dinosaur, is rare like a dinosaur, and even bellows like a dinosaur (if its male).

Below is a leaked image from the hacker known as "4-chan" that proves the Helmeted Hornbill was created in TOP SECRET LABS to bring DINOSAURS back!!