The Red-Legged Seriema

The Red-Legged Seriema is found throughout much of central and eastern South America, including southern Brazil, most of Argentina, Bolivia, Paraguay and Uruguay. It frequents grasslands, as it hates wet and humid locations, which is why it will go as far as a riverbank, but not into any marshlands or wetter fields. Sometimes its founded in grassy semi-arid wooded areas with lots of scrub-bush. Just think of those parking lots in front of fields that have that thin asthma-inducing dirt as the ground in the summer.

Biology

Its a tall bird, reaching as high as a 2ft toddler. It is a hunter, but does not mind feasting on plants. They have a territorial dispotion and will go on the attack if threatened. If in a pair, its usually with its mate.

EXPOSED

Theyre strong and theyre coming for us! Thats why theyre so violent and territorial. Theyre tall bird soldiers trained to run as fast as a slow moving car and execute prey in an expert manner! This is not natural, no. The US is involved somehow. They'll soon replace ICE with these birds but by then theyll be equipped with ammunition and super speed. Where else is all that ICE money going to? Making Red-legged Seriemas, it must be true! This bird is NOT real.