The Ruff

THE RUFF ARE FRUITY FREAKS TRYING TO INDOCTRINATE US

THE RUFF IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS.

These birds are gay and they love it.

About this 'bird'

These things defy logic and the good word of the Bible. Ruffs are migratory shorebirds that are widespread across northern Eurasia including parts of Russia and much of northern Siberia. They migrate south in the non-breeding season towards Africa into bits of southern europe and reach as far down as the country of South Africa, sometimes in one trip. Are we sure these arent bird terminators? They even travel to the shores of southeast Asia and recently have started to frequent the shores of Alaska and Washington. Sightings have been seen in Canada, the Great Lakes region and bizzarely, Florida. Knowing Florida though, this should not be surprising.

They forage to eat crustaceans, insects (especially flies), worms and small fish among other foodstuffs.

Biology

Strap yourselves in, because even these birds are crazy to ornithologists. This is going to be long. I went through the hassle of separating these darned birds' biology because they just had to be extra.

Male Ruffs

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EXPOSED!!!

These birds are so spread out across the globe that it can't be a coincidence that wokeness spread into America the more they 'graced' us with their gay presence. I just know thats why theyre not endangered. But I don't think these birds are real. They have got to be made in a lab somewhere, bioengineered to strut about all flashy-fruity-like.

THE RUFF THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!! THE TRUTH!